You asked and we listened… The naughty panto is back in 2026!
Get ready for a Christmas panto that’s bigger, harder and completely unrestrained.
After this year’s sold out adults only smash hit, we are back with another outrageously filthy festive favourite.
It’s the same classic Kings Theatre panto, the Ghost Gag bench creaking and the whole audience shouting their heads off, but this time the beans have well and truly dropped. Jack Edwards returns as Dame Trott, usually cheeky and near the knuckle, but now let loose with absolutely no shame. Dame Trott is single, thirsty and actively hunting for a man with a strong grip, a sturdy stalk and the stamina to climb all night.
Jack’s magic beans are enormous, the beanstalk shoots up fast, throbs with excitement and refuses to come down. Expect filthy innuendo, rude songs, shameless audience banter and jokes that just keep rising.
Last year sold out fast and this will too.
Book early or miss your chance to get your hands on Pompey’s most talked about stalk.
£37
2hrs 30mins
18+
N/A
Groups of 20+ £2 off per person
N/A
N/A
Get ready for a giant-sized Christmas adventure at The Kings Theatre this December 2026 with the #PompeyPanto – Jack and the Beanstalk! The legendary Jack Edwards returns for his twelfth Kings Theatre panto as the fabulous, outrageous, and unstoppable Dame Trott, bringing all the laughs, naughtiness, and mischief you could ever wish for.
Cheeky hero Jack trades Daisy the Cow for “magic” beans, grows a beanstalk, and climbs into a world of adventure, mayhem, and sky-high chaos. Alongside him are his hopeless but hilarious brother Silly Simon, the kind and clever Princess Jill, the truly wicked Flesh Creep and the grouchy Giant Blunderbore, with the magical Spirit of the Beans keeping everything on track, or trying to!
Expect golden eggs, magical harps, audience shout-outs, and panto pandemonium, plus the legendary Ghost Gag bench that will have the whole theatre joining in. And don’t forget the classic Twelve Days of Christmas singalong … toilet rolls at the ready!
Packed with laughs and thrills, Jack and the Beanstalk is the perfect festive fee-fi-fo-FUN FUN FUN for the whole family!
£10
TBC
N/A
Under 16s £2 off
Family Tickets Available
20+ from £27 each
Educational Rate available, please call the Box Office or email
groupbookings@kingsportsmouth.co.uk
BSL- 5th December @ 2pm
Relaxed – 12th December @ 10:30am
Available from Box Office
Get ready for a giant-sized Christmas adventure at The Kings Theatre this December 2026 with the #PompeyPanto – Jack and the Beanstalk! The legendary Jack Edwards returns for his twelfth Kings Theatre panto as the fabulous, outrageous, and unstoppable Dame Trott, bringing all the laughs, naughtiness, and mischief you could ever wish for.
Cheeky hero Jack trades Daisy the Cow for “magic” beans, grows a beanstalk, and climbs into a world of adventure, mayhem, and sky-high chaos. Alongside him are his hopeless but hilarious brother Silly Simon, the kind and clever Princess Jill, the truly wicked Flesh Creep and the grouchy Giant Blunderbore, with the magical Spirit of the Beans keeping everything on track, or trying to!
Expect golden eggs, magical harps, audience shout-outs, and panto pandemonium, plus the legendary Ghost Gag bench that will have the whole theatre joining in. And don’t forget the classic Twelve Days of Christmas singalong … toilet rolls at the ready!
Packed with laughs and thrills, Jack and the Beanstalk is the perfect festive fee-fi-fo-FUN FUN FUN for the whole family!
£10
TBC
N/A
Under 16s £2 off
Family Tickets Available
20+ from £27 each
Educational Rate available, please call the Box Office or email
groupbookings@kingsportsmouth.co.uk
BSL- 5th December @ 2pm
Relaxed – 12th December @ 10:30am
Available from Box Office
Get ready for a giant-sized Christmas adventure at The Kings Theatre this December 2026 with the #PompeyPanto – Jack and the Beanstalk! The legendary Jack Edwards returns for his twelfth Kings Theatre panto as the fabulous, outrageous, and unstoppable Dame Trott, bringing all the laughs, naughtiness, and mischief you could ever wish for.
Cheeky hero Jack trades Daisy the Cow for “magic” beans, grows a beanstalk, and climbs into a world of adventure, mayhem, and sky-high chaos. Alongside him are his hopeless but hilarious brother Silly Simon, the kind and clever Princess Jill, the truly wicked Flesh Creep and the grouchy Giant Blunderbore, with the magical Spirit of the Beans keeping everything on track, or trying to!
Expect golden eggs, magical harps, audience shout-outs, and panto pandemonium, plus the legendary Ghost Gag bench that will have the whole theatre joining in. And don’t forget the classic Twelve Days of Christmas singalong … toilet rolls at the ready!
Packed with laughs and thrills, Jack and the Beanstalk is the perfect festive fee-fi-fo-FUN FUN FUN for the whole family!
£10
TBC
N/A
Under 16s £2 off
Family Tickets Available
20+ from £27 each
Educational Rate available, please call the Box Office or email
groupbookings@kingsportsmouth.co.uk
BSL- 5th December @ 2pm
Relaxed – 12th December @ 10:30am
Available from Box Office
Get ready for a giant-sized Christmas adventure at The Kings Theatre this December 2026 with the #PompeyPanto – Jack and the Beanstalk! The legendary Jack Edwards returns for his twelfth Kings Theatre panto as the fabulous, outrageous, and unstoppable Dame Trott, bringing all the laughs, naughtiness, and mischief you could ever wish for.
Cheeky hero Jack trades Daisy the Cow for “magic” beans, grows a beanstalk, and climbs into a world of adventure, mayhem, and sky-high chaos. Alongside him are his hopeless but hilarious brother Silly Simon, the kind and clever Princess Jill, the truly wicked Flesh Creep and the grouchy Giant Blunderbore, with the magical Spirit of the Beans keeping everything on track, or trying to!
Expect golden eggs, magical harps, audience shout-outs, and panto pandemonium, plus the legendary Ghost Gag bench that will have the whole theatre joining in. And don’t forget the classic Twelve Days of Christmas singalong … toilet rolls at the ready!
Packed with laughs and thrills, Jack and the Beanstalk is the perfect festive fee-fi-fo-FUN FUN FUN for the whole family!
£10
TBC
N/A
Under 16s £2 off
Family Tickets Available
20+ from £27 each
Educational Rate available, please call the Box Office or email
groupbookings@kingsportsmouth.co.uk
BSL- 5th December @ 2pm
Relaxed – 12th December @ 10:30am
Available from Box Office
