The naughtiest, funniest, most revolting science show in the world.
Brace yourselves for BBC Gastronaut Stefan Gates’ revolutionary, high-tech, highly-explosive new show, packed with outrageous science stunts. On the surface it’s a riot of disgusting experiments built to delight young audiences but under the bonnet it’s a brilliantly-constructed curriculum-driven adventure designed to inspire Britain’s kids with a lasting fascination for science.
Expect enormous bottoms, fart machines, snot cocktails, vast whoopee cushions, pee-powered fireworks and ear-wax-oozing mannequins in this celebration of the fascinating bodily science essential to life. The show transforms complex biology, physics and chemistry into educational hilarity using Stef’s signature stunts and encyclopaedic science knowledge.
Stefan Gates is an award-winning presenter of 20 TV series (including five for CBBC including Incredible Edibles, Gastrolab and Gastronuts), and a STEM author of 12 books (including Fartology and Science You Can Eat), and he’s internationally renowned for his clever, high-octane, highly-educational stage shows that inspire young audiences to fall in love with science.
£20.50
1hr 40mins
5+
OAP £2 off
Under 16s £2 off
Groups of 10+ £5 off per person
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‘Brilliant! Spectacular, hilarious and packed with fascinating science’
Marieke Navin, Head of Cheltenham Science Festival
Get ready for a giant-sized Christmas adventure at The Kings Theatre this December 2026 with the #PompeyPanto – Jack and the Beanstalk! The legendary Jack Edwards returns for his twelfth Kings Theatre panto as the fabulous, outrageous, and unstoppable Dame Trott, bringing all the laughs, naughtiness, and mischief you could ever wish for.
Cheeky hero Jack trades Daisy the Cow for “magic” beans, grows a beanstalk, and climbs into a world of adventure, mayhem, and sky-high chaos. Alongside him are his hopeless but hilarious brother Silly Simon, the kind and clever Princess Jill, the truly wicked Flesh Creep and the grouchy Giant Blunderbore, with the magical Spirit of the Beans keeping everything on track, or trying to!
Expect golden eggs, magical harps, audience shout-outs, and panto pandemonium, plus the legendary Ghost Gag bench that will have the whole theatre joining in. And don’t forget the classic Twelve Days of Christmas singalong … toilet rolls at the ready!
Packed with laughs and thrills, Jack and the Beanstalk is the perfect festive fee-fi-fo-FUN FUN FUN for the whole family!
£10
TBC
N/A
Under 16s £2 off
Family Tickets Available
20+ from £27 each
Educational Rate available, please call the Box Office or email
groupbookings@kingsportsmouth.co.uk
BSL- 5th December @ 2pm
Relaxed – 12th December @ 10:30am
Available from Box Office
Get ready for a giant-sized Christmas adventure at The Kings Theatre this December 2026 with the #PompeyPanto – Jack and the Beanstalk! The legendary Jack Edwards returns for his twelfth Kings Theatre panto as the fabulous, outrageous, and unstoppable Dame Trott, bringing all the laughs, naughtiness, and mischief you could ever wish for.
Cheeky hero Jack trades Daisy the Cow for “magic” beans, grows a beanstalk, and climbs into a world of adventure, mayhem, and sky-high chaos. Alongside him are his hopeless but hilarious brother Silly Simon, the kind and clever Princess Jill, the truly wicked Flesh Creep and the grouchy Giant Blunderbore, with the magical Spirit of the Beans keeping everything on track, or trying to!
Expect golden eggs, magical harps, audience shout-outs, and panto pandemonium, plus the legendary Ghost Gag bench that will have the whole theatre joining in. And don’t forget the classic Twelve Days of Christmas singalong … toilet rolls at the ready!
Packed with laughs and thrills, Jack and the Beanstalk is the perfect festive fee-fi-fo-FUN FUN FUN for the whole family!
£10
TBC
N/A
Under 16s £2 off
Family Tickets Available
20+ from £27 each
Educational Rate available, please call the Box Office or email
groupbookings@kingsportsmouth.co.uk
BSL- 5th December @ 2pm
Relaxed – 12th December @ 10:30am
Available from Box Office
Get ready for a giant-sized Christmas adventure at The Kings Theatre this December 2026 with the #PompeyPanto – Jack and the Beanstalk! The legendary Jack Edwards returns for his twelfth Kings Theatre panto as the fabulous, outrageous, and unstoppable Dame Trott, bringing all the laughs, naughtiness, and mischief you could ever wish for.
Cheeky hero Jack trades Daisy the Cow for “magic” beans, grows a beanstalk, and climbs into a world of adventure, mayhem, and sky-high chaos. Alongside him are his hopeless but hilarious brother Silly Simon, the kind and clever Princess Jill, the truly wicked Flesh Creep and the grouchy Giant Blunderbore, with the magical Spirit of the Beans keeping everything on track, or trying to!
Expect golden eggs, magical harps, audience shout-outs, and panto pandemonium, plus the legendary Ghost Gag bench that will have the whole theatre joining in. And don’t forget the classic Twelve Days of Christmas singalong … toilet rolls at the ready!
Packed with laughs and thrills, Jack and the Beanstalk is the perfect festive fee-fi-fo-FUN FUN FUN for the whole family!
£10
TBC
N/A
Under 16s £2 off
Family Tickets Available
20+ from £27 each
Educational Rate available, please call the Box Office or email
groupbookings@kingsportsmouth.co.uk
BSL- 5th December @ 2pm
Relaxed – 12th December @ 10:30am
Available from Box Office
Get ready for a giant-sized Christmas adventure at The Kings Theatre this December 2026 with the #PompeyPanto – Jack and the Beanstalk! The legendary Jack Edwards returns for his twelfth Kings Theatre panto as the fabulous, outrageous, and unstoppable Dame Trott, bringing all the laughs, naughtiness, and mischief you could ever wish for.
Cheeky hero Jack trades Daisy the Cow for “magic” beans, grows a beanstalk, and climbs into a world of adventure, mayhem, and sky-high chaos. Alongside him are his hopeless but hilarious brother Silly Simon, the kind and clever Princess Jill, the truly wicked Flesh Creep and the grouchy Giant Blunderbore, with the magical Spirit of the Beans keeping everything on track, or trying to!
Expect golden eggs, magical harps, audience shout-outs, and panto pandemonium, plus the legendary Ghost Gag bench that will have the whole theatre joining in. And don’t forget the classic Twelve Days of Christmas singalong … toilet rolls at the ready!
Packed with laughs and thrills, Jack and the Beanstalk is the perfect festive fee-fi-fo-FUN FUN FUN for the whole family!
£10
TBC
N/A
Under 16s £2 off
Family Tickets Available
20+ from £27 each
Educational Rate available, please call the Box Office or email
groupbookings@kingsportsmouth.co.uk
BSL- 5th December @ 2pm
Relaxed – 12th December @ 10:30am
Available from Box Office
